Forum Game #2: ITT Conspiracy Theories

This game kind of piggybacks off the typical story-telling game.One person says something, and the other person piggy-backs off of it.

However, in this game, we make up (you guessed it) a conspiracy theory. We take a bunch of seemingly unrelated things one at a time and string them together to come to a ridiculous conclusion.

Rules:
- Though you can pick something unrelated to the present topic up, you need to somehow tie it into what is being discussed (JFK assasination can be used, just BS why it is related)
- Leave room for expansion so that the next guy can add to the theory.
- No "The Cake is a Lie" or "Over 9,000" references. I mean really.
- If you are going to say something crazy, say it in a "did-your-homework" kind of way, not a retarded random kind of way.
- Normal forum rules still apply.

Let's see how convoluted we can get. Someone start with something simple.

I believe that Barack Obama is going to disband the United States.

I think I failed to explain it properly.

We start with a "clue" and we end at the truth.

I.E. Brawl was released on 1-31-08 in Japan and 3-9-08. (1-31-08)(3-9-08)=(-38)(-14)=532. 5+3+2=10; J.

I have no idea what you're trying to say. I just see a lot of random numbers. Man this thread is boring >_>

http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/386-avgn-response-response

This kind of thing.

Wow Jack is being a huge ass.

Callum Stamp wrote:

Wow Jack is being a huge ass.

Jack Ass, lawl.

Squidly wrote:

Callum Stamp wrote:

Wow Jack is being a huge ass.

Jack Ass, lawl.

I litterly begged myself not to make that pun.

Callum Stamp wrote:

Squidly wrote:

Callum Stamp wrote:

Wow Jack is being a huge ass.

Jack Ass, lawl.

I litterly begged myself not to make that pun.

It was inevitable.

So, you're flaming me because I don't understand the meaning of this thread? It's not my foult I'm retarded.

Jack is retarded. Breaking retarded into syllables we get re, tar, and ded. r + e = 18 + 5 = 23, t + a + r = 20 + 1 + 18 = 39, d + e + d = 4 + 5 + 4 = 13. So we have 23, 39, 13.

Now, if we take the 23rd, 39th, and 13th words from the product description of "The Book of Jack" on Amazon.com, we get the cryptic "Test mysterious can." What could this mean??

HyruleanHyroe wrote:

Jack is retarded. Breaking retarded into syllables we get re, tar, and ded. r + e = 18 + 5 = 23, t + a + r = 20 + 1 + 18 = 39, d + e + d = 4 + 5 + 4 = 13. So we have 23, 39, 13.

Now, if we take the 23rd, 39th, and 13th words from the product description of "The Book of Jack" on Amazon.com, we get the cryptic "Test mysterious can." What could this mean??

It means that George W. Bush wrote the book while testing a mysterious can with his colleague at the time, Osama Bin Laden, but what were they testing it for?