Forum Game #1. Sentenceses of mass-destruction.

This is the basic "I post a sentence, you post another one". For example; I'll Start by saying: Once I went fishing... And then the second person should, but not quite necessary since this would cause a mayor quotage(the best would be if evryone deleted the previos persons qoute), qoute me, and then write the next part of it. In the end, it could look something like... Once I went fishing... For gold in Alaska... When suddenly a white tiger attacked me... And we started playing snooker...

And... Etcetera.
What I also demand is that the sentence has some kind of flow, so it wont get like "Once I where fighting a dragon... And the dick slapped me in the face, so hard that I started crying". So, I'll take my extraordenary free time to start with a sentence.

I where collecting recycelable bottles...

...While on a cargo ship...

itsameSMB wrote:

...While on a cargo ship...

...Wearing an extremely nice top hat, when out of the blue...

...I received a text message from none other than...

...Chuck Norris, who told me he had some very important news, which was...

Hoeloe wrote:

...Chuck Norris, who told me he had some very important news, which was...

...Soon interrupted by the call for help of Captain Falcon, who was strangely stuck inside a...

rectangle, surrounded by 20,000...

...retarded ostriches, and 300,000...

bonus points were awarded, as...

...A one-legged Ninja arrived on the scene, who...

proceeded to the nearest exit, which was located...

In the south of decota, when a space ship...

Was having technical difficulties with its...

...coffee machine, and suddenly...

Hoeloe wrote:

...coffee machine, and suddenly...

Spurred out black coffee on it's systems, wich caused the ship to...

Become stained, which wouldn't matter if it weren't for the fact that...

Pink elephants ate all the cookies while...

A couple of guys who were up to no good started causin' trouble in...

...my neibourhood. I got in one litte fight, and my ma got scared, she said...

You should have done your homeworks wile you could, now it's...

...Time to dance! And she leapt into the air and...

Hoeloe wrote:

...Time to dance! And she leapt into the air and...

...Got interupted by Micheal Jackson doing a flying kick into her back. He
procceeded to break down on the dance floor, when suddenly someone
grabbed a gun and...

...Threw it at an elephant, causing...

Hoeloe wrote:

...Threw it at an elephant, causing...

...A massive zombie outbreak, wich interrupted...

...Steven Spielberg talking about his most recent...