Forum Game #1. Sentenceses of mass-destruction.

...Giant mama Luigi. Who came to rescue the MUSHROOM KINGDOM from the evil...

Jack wrote:

...Giant mama Luigi. Who came to rescue the MUSHROOM KINGDOM from the evil...

...Giant Speghetti monster, which, using his amazing world creating powers...

Squidly wrote:

Jack wrote:

...Giant mama Luigi. Who came to rescue the MUSHROOM KINGDOM from the evil...

...Giant Speghetti monster, which, using his amazing world creating powers...

...To FIRA MAH LAZOR at the King.

Who decided to ban King triple D's chain grab in brawl. So he could finally

Jack wrote:

Squidly wrote:

Jack wrote:

...Giant mama Luigi. Who came to rescue the MUSHROOM KINGDOM from the evil...

...Giant Speghetti monster, which, using his amazing world creating powers...

...To FIRA MAH LAZOR at the King.

Who decided to ban King triple D's chain grab in brawl. So he could finally

Throw rocks at him until he bled, which he did. Suddenly...

... All the gamecubes began singing... "Wii are family" which pissed off...

Jack wrote:

... All the gamecubes began singing... "Wii are family" which pissed off...

...Hu Jintao, who wanted them to start singing "China is Awesome," but instead, they...

...didn't.

MEANWHILE,

itsameSMB wrote:

...didn't.

MEANWHILE,

A huge grasshopper jumped out from nowhere and started attacking the city of Townswill. And the effect was...

Jack wrote:

itsameSMB wrote:

...didn't.

MEANWHILE,

A huge grasshopper jumped out from nowhere and started attacking the city of Townswill. And the effect was...

...The government quarantining the area so they can drop a giant nuclear...

...-Powered truck, which was painted...

itsameSMB wrote:

...-Powered truck, which was painted...

...Bright neon green, which President Obama dissaproved because...

Squidly wrote:

itsameSMB wrote:

...-Powered truck, which was painted...

...Bright neon green, which President Obama dissaproved because...

...Of his new "wrong is wrong" program. Instead he started...

...up his computer to check his...

(hard mode: say something besides e-mail)

itsameSMB wrote:

...up his computer to check his...

(hard mode: say something besides e-mail)

...Facebook, when he noticed on his wall that...

Squidly wrote:

itsameSMB wrote:

...up his computer to check his...

(hard mode: say something besides e-mail)

...Facebook, when he noticed on his wall that...

A photo of his grandma where tilting, of course he rushed to fix it, bu he was stoppet by...

...Kim Jong Il, who challenged Obama to...

...a presidential beatdown, but suddenly...

Jack wrote:

Squidly wrote:

itsameSMB wrote:

...up his computer to check his...

(hard mode: say something besides e-mail)

...Facebook, when he noticed on his wall that...

A photo of his grandma where tilting, of course he rushed to fix it, bu he was stoppet by...

...John McCain, who was posting Obama porn on the Official Facebook Page Of The Democratic Party, which made Obama...

...Happy that somebody's finally paying attention to Baaamaa. And his PINGAS isn't that small aswell. So he got a...

boy wonder wrote:

...a presidential beatdown, but suddenly...

Oh wait, I never saw that...

...A Giant Moose came out of nowhere and threatened to...

Squidly wrote:

boy wonder wrote:

...a presidential beatdown, but suddenly...

Oh wait, I never saw that...

...A Giant Moose came out of nowhere and threatened to...

...Take a dump all over the President of the United States, wich frankly already happened thanks to...

Callum Stamp wrote:

Squidly wrote:

boy wonder wrote:

...a presidential beatdown, but suddenly...

Oh wait, I never saw that...

...A Giant Moose came out of nowhere and threatened to...

...Take a dump all over the President of the United States, wich frankly already happened thanks to...

...The Super Hydron Collider Colliding 5 seconds ago, which also...

...Sprayed the walls with posionous orange juice. The effect was...

Jack wrote:

...Sprayed the walls with posionous orange juice. The effect was...

...The creation of a black hole, that was going to...

...Destroy Obamas masterplan, luckely he had a set of...