Forum Game #1. Sentenceses of mass-destruction.

Squidly wrote:

Jack wrote:

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...Slay his evil demon clone, Weegee, who was slowly creeping behind Dr. Mario with a his Weegee stare, ready to turn him into a Weegee clone, Luigi stopped this by...

...Eating lots of SPAHGETTI! And you know what they say, all toasters...

...Go to hell, because all toasters...

...Toast SnoPINGAS-you-shall-i-see. (Enough off-topic already, lets get to the main show) Luigi fearsomely charged a kick with all power, just to land in the face of...

Jack wrote:

Squidly wrote:

Jack wrote:

Squidly wrote:

...Slay his evil demon clone, Weegee, who was slowly creeping behind Dr. Mario with a his Weegee stare, ready to turn him into a Weegee clone, Luigi stopped this by...

...Eating lots of SPAHGETTI! And you know what they say, all toasters...

...Go to hell, because all toasters...

...Toast SnoPINGAS-you-shall-i-see. (Enough off-topic already, lets get to the main show) Luigi fearsomely charged a kick with all power, just to land in the face of...

...Kirby, the pink puffball was sent back, he was pissed off because he had only originally came to...

Squidly wrote:

...Kirby, the pink puffball was sent back, he was pissed off because he had only originally came to...

...Drink tea with Princess Peach and Fox McCloud. So he started flapping his legs around and tried to...

Jack wrote:

Squidly wrote:

...Kirby, the pink puffball was sent back, he was pissed off because he had only originally came to...

...Drink tea with Princess Peach and Fox McCloud. So he started flapping his legs around and tried to...

...Ground pound, but he realized that he wasn't Mario, so he couldn't, he then, out of pure anger...

Squidly wrote:

Jack wrote:

Squidly wrote:

...Kirby, the pink puffball was sent back, he was pissed off because he had only originally came to...

...Drink tea with Princess Peach and Fox McCloud. So he started flapping his legs around and tried to...

...Ground pound, but he realized that he wasn't Mario, so he couldn't, he then, out of pure anger...

...Played Wii Sports Tennis, where he realized his true potential was in Wimbledon, he set off on an epic adventure to achieve this goal, with his new best friend...

Callum Stamp wrote:

Squidly wrote:

Jack wrote:

Squidly wrote:

...Kirby, the pink puffball was sent back, he was pissed off because he had only originally came to...

...Drink tea with Princess Peach and Fox McCloud. So he started flapping his legs around and tried to...

...Ground pound, but he realized that he wasn't Mario, so he couldn't, he then, out of pure anger...

...Played Wii Sports Tennis, where he realized his true potential was in Wimbledon, he set off on an epic adventure to achieve this goal, with his new best friend...

...Sauron, but on their adventure, they came to a random encounter with...

Squidly wrote:

...Sauron, but on their adventure, they came to a random encounter with...

A giant Jigglypff who started singing the most annoying tune ever. Evry last one of them got blacked out by this monster and woke up back at the Pokemon Center where...

*Edit: This is the post where I became a Furious Fighter/100 posts *

...The Center's medical, building, and ownership contracts had all run out, so for this, the PokeGovernment ordered the center demolished in 5 seconds, and the one leading the demolitions crew was none other then...

Squidly wrote:

...The Center's medical, building, and ownership contracts had all run out, so for this, the PokeGovernment ordered the center demolished in 5 seconds, and the one leading the demolitions crew was none other then...

...Lex D-Man, the most wanted criminal in all of west colerado. His master plan was to...

Jack wrote:

Squidly wrote:

...The Center's medical, building, and ownership contracts had all run out, so for this, the PokeGovernment ordered the center demolished in 5 seconds, and the one leading the demolitions crew was none other then...

...Lex D-Man, the most wanted criminal in all of west colerado. His master plan was to...

...Team up with Osama Bin Laden, who was hiding in...

Squidly wrote:

...Team up with Osama Bin Laden, who was hiding in...

..the insides of mount everest where his secret hideout is. Now all he needed to do was...

Jack wrote:

Squidly wrote:

...Team up with Osama Bin Laden, who was hiding in...

..the insides of mount everest where his secret hideout is. Now all he needed to do was...

...Find his remote to activate his remote controlled super nuke, but he couldn't find it because it was...

...Blocked by little children that couldn't let him blow up the earth, and they called for...

Jack wrote:

...Blocked by little children that couldn't let him blow up the earth, and they called for...

...Captain Planet! But he learned that the problem wasn't about pollution, so he couldn't help, so instead he gave Osama and the children a lecture about...

Squidly wrote:

Jack wrote:

...Blocked by little children that couldn't let him blow up the earth, and they called for...

...Captain Planet! But he learned that the problem wasn't about pollution, so he couldn't help, so instead he gave Osama and the children a lecture about...

...Global warming. The abillity to warm a glass of milk without a microwave, and they lived happily ever after. Until of course...

Jack wrote:

Squidly wrote:

Jack wrote:

...Blocked by little children that couldn't let him blow up the earth, and they called for...

...Captain Planet! But he learned that the problem wasn't about pollution, so he couldn't help, so instead he gave Osama and the children a lecture about...

...Global warming. The abillity to warm a glass of milk without a microwave, and they lived happily ever after. Until of course...

...All the cows in the world had suddenly turned into brown cows, only able of producing unhealthy CHOCOLATE milk, instead of regular white milk, this lead to...

The upsetting of many coffee shop patrons, who as we all know...

itsameSMB wrote:

The upsetting of many coffee shop patrons, who as we all know...

King Zora. Who is a great coffee consumer, and that made him really upset so he...

Jack wrote:

itsameSMB wrote:

The upsetting of many coffee shop patrons, who as we all know...

King Zora. Who is a great coffee consumer, and that made him really upset so he...

Ordered a special coffee machine, that was capable of...

Squidly wrote:

Jack wrote:

itsameSMB wrote:

The upsetting of many coffee shop patrons, who as we all know...

King Zora. Who is a great coffee consumer, and that made him really upset so he...

Ordered a special coffee machine, that was capable of...

...Making a cappucino AND a coffee latte at the same time, which he abused for making...

...and selling it at ridiculous prices at Starbucks. Incidentally, one of these drinks ended up in the hands of...

itsameSMB wrote:

...and selling it at ridiculous prices at Starbucks. Incidentally, one of these drinks ended up in the hands of...

...food connoisseur Alton Brown who condemned it as an undrinkable slop and forced it down the throat of the nearby...

HyruleanHyroe wrote:

itsameSMB wrote:

...and selling it at ridiculous prices at Starbucks. Incidentally, one of these drinks ended up in the hands of...

...food connoisseur Alton Brown who condemned it as an undrinkable slop and forced it down the throat of the nearby...

...Llama, thereby turning it into...

Squidly wrote:

...Llama, thereby turning it into...

...A magic baloon which he used for escaping from the cops, which of course...

Jack wrote:

Squidly wrote:

...Llama, thereby turning it into...

...A magic baloon which he used for escaping from the cops, which of course...

...Popped, after it was hit by a...